Installing Husband

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'Installing a husband...' new take on old program installing wife
Dear
Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs
such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I
do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear
Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
Also do not attempt
to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

[Cedar518]

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