Lose 10lbs in 5 days
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:46 pm5days 10 lbs weight loss program
A guy calls a company and orders their5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of blue
Nike running shoes and a blue sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and
puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day here's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but blue Reebok
running shoes and a blue sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you
can have me'
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and
he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that
he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 5-day/30 pound
program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but mascara, pink running shoes
and a pink sign around his neck that reads,
'If I catch you, your all mine sweetiepoo.'
He lost 43 pounds that week.
A guy calls a company and orders their5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of blue
Nike running shoes and a blue sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and
puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day here's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but blue Reebok
running shoes and a blue sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you
can have me'
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and
he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that
he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 5-day/30 pound
program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but mascara, pink running shoes
and a pink sign around his neck that reads,
'If I catch you, your all mine sweetiepoo.'
He lost 43 pounds that week.
