Girlfriends Get Away Trip

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Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby retiredhappy » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:16 am

Just another proof to not mess with a woman.


> >>Subject: Girlfriends Getaway Trip
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> >>> Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
> >>> shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
> >>>
> >>> Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down
> >>> and tells her she isn't going.
> >>>
> >>> Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do?!?
> >>>
> >>> Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in
> >>> the bar drinking a glass of wine.
> >>>
> >>> "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
> >>> letting you go?"
> >>>
> >>> "Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I
> >>> was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his
> >>> hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"
> >>>
> >>> I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday
> >>> suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented
> >>> with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all
> >>> over.............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to
> >>> tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can
> >>> do whatever you want."
> >>>
> >>> So here I am.
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> >>>
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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby sharon » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:06 am

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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby dpf » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:16 am

Love it! :lol:
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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby Getupngo » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:54 am

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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby Imthebeachgirl » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:04 am

GOOD ONE! I love it! :lol: :lol:

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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby VickieP » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:18 am

Yep, be careful what you ask for! :lol:
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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby cpatinjones » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This has to be a classic!
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Re: Girlfriends Get Away Trip

Postby OutandAbout » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:58 pm

LOVE IT !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Linda
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