Lady's Doctor Exam

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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
> >
> > I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
> > The nurse started with certain basics.
> >
> > "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
> > "135," I said.
> > The nurse put me on the scale.
> >
> > It turns out my weight is 180.
> >
> > The nurse asked, "Your height?"
> > "5 foot 4," I said.
> > The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
> >
> > She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
> >
> > "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
> > was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
> >
> > She put me on Prozac.
> >
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