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Hymns

Postby dpf » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:35 am

One Sunday morning, a Baptist Preacher decided to do something a little different.
He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to
help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind --

The pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.'

The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.'

The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX'

The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other
afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing:

'MEMORIES.'
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
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Re: Hymns

Postby VickieP » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:54 am

:lol: :lol: Makes ya wonder what song he was thinking of!
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Re: Hymns

Postby avalen » Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:05 pm

:lol: :lol:
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