A Lovely Story About Me

[mitch5252]

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A Lovely Story About Me

One day - long, long ago - there lived a woman who did
not whine, nag or bitch (that would be me...)



But that was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

..............................................................................................The End


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[BarbaraRose]

You can actually remember that far back?? (Assuming, Mitch, you are referring you yourself...)

[mitch5252]

You can actually remember that far back?? (Assuming, Mitch, you are referring you yourself...)

Hey, Missy - you watch it...I need to E A S E back into people picking on me...
And being mean to BOTH you and Vickie would just plum(b) tucker me out!


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[OutandAbout]

Are you sure it wasn't in a galaxay far, far away also? Linda

[avalen]

and then you woke up

[VickieP]

Just say no to crack!

[sunshinecruiserTN]

Oh my, Mitch, I do believe you opened the door on this one.

[bluepinecones]

I might believe the not whining or nagging but

[BarbaraRose]

She can dish it out, but she can't take it!

[mitch5252]

She can dish it out, but she can't take it!

Whoa - did you wake up on the nasty side of the bed this morning?

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[Cedar518]

hee hee.....

[BarbaraRose]

Whoa - did you wake up on the nasty side of the bed this morning?

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Must have gotten knocked over to that side of the bed from the jolt of the earth's axis from that earthquake!

[mitch5252]

Whoa - did you wake up on the nasty side of the bed this morning?

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Must have gotten knocked over to that side of the bed from the jolt of the earth's axis from that earthquake!

Yeah, I know the feeling...when the Earth was knocked off its axis, George ended up on top of me. I said, "Get the hell off me, you horny old thing."

(I still have to go read more about that - it's simply amazing!)

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[VickieP]

Yeah, I know the feeling...when the Earth was knocked off its axis, George ended up on top of me. I said, "Get the hell off me, you horny old thing."

(I still have to go read more about that - it's simply amazing!)

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There's no comment for that. I'll just let sleeping dogs lay.

[BirdbyBird]

But after she finishes up with the book tour and the visit on Oprah...she can start on the next story/novel/memior....... This is great reading for those with short attention spans....