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Funeral

Postby sharon » Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:56 pm

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral
by the hospital he worked for most of his life.... A huge heart... covered
in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from
the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket was rolled inside.The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.... I'm a gynecologist.'

At which point the proctologist fainted.
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Re: Funeral

Postby Paulette » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funeral

Postby BirdbyBird » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:05 pm

:shock: :D :D
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Re: Funeral

Postby VickieP » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:22 pm

:roll: :D :lol: :lol:

SHARON'S BAAAAACK! Welcome home. :D
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Re: Funeral

Postby retiredhappy » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:02 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funeral

Postby Ladyhawk » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:08 am

Hilarious! Thanks for brightening up my morning! :lol:
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Re: Funeral

Postby avalen » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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