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Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:11 pm
by BarbaraRose
Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from Illinois. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Minnesota. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:18 pm
by Echo
:lol: ;) :twisted:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:23 pm
by BirdbyBird
Liked that one :D

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:24 pm
by VickieP
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:43 am
by BarbaraRose
(Vickie, just between you and me, I changed out "North Dakota" for "Illinois" for you-know-who!) :lol: :lol:

Barbie

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:49 pm
by VickieP
BarbaraRose wrote:(Vickie, just between you and me, I changed out "North Dakota" for "Illinois" for you-know-who!) :lol: :lol:

Barbie

Well, in that case, you should have added that the first two days she spent on the computer, researching the best way to clean house, do the dishes and what to fix for supper! :? :lol: :lol:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:41 pm
by mitch5252
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Who the heck lives in Illinois? You all being mean to someone else for a change???

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Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:49 pm
by VickieP
mitch5252 wrote:..

Who the heck lives in Illinois? You all being mean to someone else for a change???

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Everybody knows you're from Chicago and are adamant about being a Yankee till the day you die, even if you live in TN now! SO, you're not fooling anybody! :lol:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:08 pm
by Ladyhawk
:lol: :lol: :lol: Never even been to Minnesota, but sounds like I was born there in a previous life. That's why I taught my son how to do his own laundry. At the ripe old age of eight, he's got it all figured out. Clean up after myself before mom blows an eyeball.

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:05 pm
by avalen
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:03 pm
by Cedar518
LOVE that one!

I'll bet there are women in many parts of the country that can identify with that one! :lol:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:26 pm
by Nasoosie
Sounds like Adirondack girls, to me!!! :twisted:

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:33 pm
by retiredhappy
Works for me!!!

Re: Minnesota girls

PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:14 pm
by sharon
Naw, the 3rd girlie had to be from New Mexico!!! Truuust me! :lol: