Minnesota girls

[BarbaraRose]

Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from Illinois. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Minnesota. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.

[Echo]

[BirdbyBird]

Liked that one

[VickieP]

[BarbaraRose]

(Vickie, just between you and me, I changed out "North Dakota" for "Illinois" for you-know-who!)

Barbie

[VickieP]

(Vickie, just between you and me, I changed out "North Dakota" for "Illinois" for you-know-who!)

Barbie

Well, in that case, you should have added that the first two days she spent on the computer, researching the best way to clean house, do the dishes and what to fix for supper!

[mitch5252]

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Who the heck lives in Illinois? You all being mean to someone else for a change???

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[VickieP]

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Who the heck lives in Illinois? You all being mean to someone else for a change???

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Everybody knows you're from Chicago and are adamant about being a Yankee till the day you die, even if you live in TN now! SO, you're not fooling anybody!

[Ladyhawk]

Never even been to Minnesota, but sounds like I was born there in a previous life. That's why I taught my son how to do his own laundry. At the ripe old age of eight, he's got it all figured out. Clean up after myself before mom blows an eyeball.

[avalen]

[Cedar518]

LOVE that one!

I'll bet there are women in many parts of the country that can identify with that one!

[Nasoosie]

Sounds like Adirondack girls, to me!!!

[retiredhappy]

Works for me!!!

[sharon]

Naw, the 3rd girlie had to be from New Mexico!!! Truuust me!