I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:53 amA guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table wi th all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher"
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table wi th all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher"
