The Pond

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The Pond

Postby Paulette » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:16 am

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.
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Re: The Pond

Postby avalen » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:10 am

HA, that dirty old man
too funny
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Re: The Pond

Postby Bethers » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:51 pm

LOL - bet those women jumped right out naked as jaybirds - and that old man probably grinned himself into a heart attack.

Great joke.
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Re: The Pond

Postby retiredhappy » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:41 pm

You gotta love those old men!! :lol:
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