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Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:32 am
by Bethers
This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
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The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:52 am
by mitch5252
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LOL - a couple of good ones this morning.
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Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:45 am
by Redwahine
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: love it

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:49 am
by BarbaraRose
That is hysterical!!! :lol: :lol:

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:13 am
by VickieP
:lol: :lol: :lol: :o

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:58 am
by havingfunnow
:lol: :lol:

Oh, my, the power of commercials!

Still giggling.

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:03 pm
by sharon
Gotta love those kiddies!! :lol:

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:12 pm
by mitch5252
havingfunnow wrote::lol: :lol:

Oh, my, the power of commercials!

Still giggling.


I wanna know WHY all "those" commercials show a man and a woman, outdoors, holding hands, in two different bathtubs? Uh, wouldn't that medication make you want to be in ONE bathtub. Indoors.

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Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:13 pm
by rvgrammy1953
:lol: :lol: :lol: I read this to The Sultan....he's still laughing.... :lol: How much do you want to bet this goes into his list of jokes.... :roll: ;) :lol: :lol:

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:31 pm
by BirdbyBird
I too have often wondered what focus group told them that tw :roll: o side by side tubs sitting out in the middle of nowhere is romantic and symbolic of ?????

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:46 pm
by WickedLady
As Art Linkletter always claimed: Kids say the darndest things :lol:

Re: Resurrection

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:24 pm
by avalen
:lol: :lol: :lol: