A Childs view on Angels

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A Childs view on Angels

Postby avalen » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:32 am

Angels........
> >>> ............as explained by children.
> >>>
> >>> I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
> >>> Gregory, age 5
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget
> >>> why, but scientists are working on it.
>>> -Olive, age 9
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven,
> >>> and
> >>> then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got
> >>> to
> >>> agree to wear those angel clothes.
> >>> -Matthew, age 9
> >>>
> >>> Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something
> >>> else.
> >>> -Mitchell, age 7
> >>>
> >>> My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for
> >>> science.
> >>> -Henry, age 8
> >>>
> >>> Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
> >>> -Jack, age 6
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up
> >>> to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
> >>> Daniel, age 9
> >>>
> >>> When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.
> >>> And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
> >>> -Reagan, age 10
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an
> >>> angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow.
> >>> Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
> >>> -Sara, age 6
> >>>
> >>> Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
> >>> carpenter.
> >>> -Jared, age 8
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go
> >>> for it.
> >>> -Antonio, age 9
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
> >>> helping me while she was stil l down here on earth.
> >>> -Ashley, age 9
> >>>
> >>> Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.
> >>> And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get
> >>> over
> >>> it.
> >>> - Vicki, age 8
> >>>
> >>> What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
> >>> shoot
> >>> arrows at them.
> >>> - Sarah, age 7
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> ..No One Says it Better Than A Child.......
> >>>
> >>
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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby Bethers » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:16 pm

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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby mitch5252 » Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:03 pm

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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby OutandAbout » Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:51 pm

:D :D Love the tornado one. Linda
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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby flick4411 » Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:31 pm

Excellent! Loved the tornado explanation too! :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby avalen » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:07 pm

> >>> Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
I guess lots of angels live in rv's :lol:
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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby VickieP » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:14 pm

I liked the Holy Cow one! :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Childs view on Angels

Postby BarbaraRose » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:23 pm

The Holy Cow one was my favorite too, but they are all very cute and funny!
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