THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

[OutandAbout]

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk everyday and that's why I am the greatest!'"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I'm the greatest!"

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. Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

[sharon]

[Liz]

Gotta send this one to my brother.

[avalen]

[BirdbyBird]

so bad.....

[Liz]

My brother's response:

Being the old fart -- I produce "natural gas" 24 / 7 which helps the enviorment, which keeps the cows giving milk and the ants something to scurry about for.

[AlmostThere]

Speaking of "natural gas". On The Doctors show today a lady was complaining that her husband passed very smelly gas all night long in his sleep. Bad enough that she has to leave the bedroom. They were given a comforter that has a carbon layer sandwiched in between and had them use it and report back, and she says it's working!

[Liz]

:lol:
Speaking of "natural gas". On The Doctors show today a lady was complaining that her husband passed very smelly gas all night long in his sleep. Bad enough that she has to leave the bedroom. They were given a comforter that has a carbon layer sandwiched in between and had them use it and report back, and she says it's working!

Is it stopping the gas or stopping the smell?

[Bethers]

hahaha - they are stopping her from smelling it. Love the joke and Liz's brother's reply and the carbon blanket. OH my, laughing here more with each post.