The black bra.

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The black bra.

Postby AlmostThere » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:43 pm

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,




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Re: The black bra.

Postby VickieP » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:46 pm

:? :lol: :lol:
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Re: The black bra.

Postby mitch5252 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:59 pm

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LOLOLOL...I just spit salad on my computer...


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Re: The black bra.

Postby avalen » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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