Kids and Kittys

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Kids and Kittys

Postby sharon » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:20 pm

Ya gotta love little kids!!

The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.

A little girl raises her hand.
“I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”

“That must've been scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was!” said the little girl.

“My kitty raised her back, went ‘Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,’ but before she could say '%#ck Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.
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Re: Kids and Kittys

Postby VickieP » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:43 pm

:o :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kids and Kittys

Postby carold » Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:43 am

My response exactly, Vickie
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Re: Kids and Kittys

Postby Bethers » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:02 pm

:D And exactly the type of joke I'd expect from Sharon!
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Re: Kids and Kittys

Postby avalen » Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:37 pm

well that was just too funny, I tried to put the laughing icon in here but
everytime I clicked it the page kicked me upwards, just too weird.
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Re: Kids and Kittys

Postby dpf » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:26 pm

Love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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