Priorities

[sharon]

An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship
holding her hat so that it wouldn't blow away in
the wind.



A
gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me,
madam.

I do not
intend to be forward but did you know that your
dress is blowing up in this wind?"

"Yes, I
know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to
hold onto my hat."

"But
madam, he said, "you must know that you're
derriere is exposed!"??

The
woman looked down, then back up at the man and
said,

"Sir,
anything you see down there is 85 years old, but
I just bought this hat
yesterday!"

[BirdbyBird]

The lady made a good point.

[avalen]

[Excel]

Hey that woman knows her priorities....