The Joys Of Aging

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The Joys Of Aging

Postby mitch5252 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:39 am

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing..

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!'You asked your
neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.'
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Re: The Joys Of Aging

Postby BirdbyBird » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:56 am

yep.... :o :roll: :)
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Re: The Joys Of Aging

Postby retiredhappy » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Joys Of Aging

Postby VickieP » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:46 am

:roll: :lol:
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Re: The Joys Of Aging

Postby Getupngo » Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:54 pm

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Re: The Joys Of Aging

Postby OutandAbout » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:06 pm

they should have asked the grandkid. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Linda
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