Snoring Cure.....
The guys were all at a deer camp.
No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair
to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess
and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Bob snored
so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing
up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said,
'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy; a man's man. The next
morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They
couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night.....