A little golf

[oregontocal]

My brother is sending these faster than I can read them . . .

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed
fell head over heels for her. When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart
Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got
home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
restaurants,concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced
that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date
seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship,
Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and
waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much
in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship
continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket
and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a
total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short,
I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.


If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be
a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being
totally honest with each other, you need to know that about the last five
years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was
quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added, "You know, it's
probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when
you tee off ...."

[BarbaraRose]

Ha! Funny!

Barbie

[Cedar518]

typical man,.... didn't listen and "get it".... haha!

[avalen]

typical man,.... didn't listen and "get it".... haha!

DITTO

[BarbaraRose]

Speaking of golf...how many women on here play golf? I am a golf nut and plan on taking my clubs with me when I travel. I just play the cheap 9 hole executive courses but love it! Just wondering if there are other golfers on here?

Barbie

[oregontocal]

Does doing REALLY BAD at miniature golf count?

[Getupngo]

I've never tried. I have a back injury right between my shoulder blades and don't want to
find out if swinging a club is good for it. It really gave me grief when I tried to roll a kayak
(or un-roll, as the case may be... ).

[BarbaraRose]

I'm not that great of a player, I just like to get outside when the weather is nice and socialize with other women on my league and make a fool of myself trying to hit a little white ball into a little hole in the ground.
Miniature golf is good practice for the "short game" (ie; putting).

Would like to check out other golf courses around the country tho. Some are very scenic and beautiful (if not very challenging!). Colorado has some awesome courses!

Barbie