My great new diet

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My great new diet

Postby oregontocal » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:37 pm

In honor of my birthday, I'm starting a new diet today. Please wish me luck.

Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
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Re: My great new diet

Postby avalen » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:02 pm

:lol:
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Re: My great new diet

Postby Liz » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:38 pm

Yep that's my kind of diet. I always start out with a sensible breakfast. :lol:
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Re: My great new diet

Postby Getupngo » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:57 pm

Reading my mail again ... sigh ... ;)
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