Senior Personal Ads

[mitch5252]

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80s, slim, 5'-4 (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

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[VickieP]

[OutandAbout]

Double what Vickie said Linda

[oregontocal]

Love it1

[Liz]

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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Never thought my little ad would be seen by so many.

[mitch5252]

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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Never thought my little ad would be seen by so many.

Had any takers?

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[Liz]

[BirdbyBird]

I was wondering hoe many of the sisters would have nerve to fess up...... If you are going to enjoy life and meet interesting people.....their might still be a few good men out there being recycled themselves, men can be interesting.....

[retiredhappy]

Great ads BUT I don't want anyone who says: What's for dinner? Where are my socks? When are you coming to bed? I don't have any clean (fill in the blanks). If my dog snores I can kick him off the bed to the floor - husbands object to this.

[Echo]

Karen I loved your answer.

Full time? NO!!! Booty call? Yes. And everything had better work.........

[WickedLady]

Karen and Echo....I second that!