Rubber Gloves

[avalen]

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

[mitch5252]

LOL!

Speaking of dentists, reminded me of teeth, which reminded me of picking stuff out of your teeth, like french bread, which reminds me - did you ever use your panini maker? Now, ain't that a roundabout way to get to a question...

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[Getupngo]

[avalen]

LOL!

Speaking of dentists, reminded me of teeth, which reminded me of picking stuff out of your teeth, like french bread, which reminds me - did you ever use your panini maker? Now, ain't that a roundabout way to get to a question...

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Mitch, you crack me up!! yeppers, made some quesadillas and they were yummy.
Then last weekend I made some chicken panini out of regular bread and a chicken
salad mixture. Was good too but not as good as the quesadillas.