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How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby mitch5252 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:23 am

A group of young kids were asked how do you decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby monik7 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:00 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, that is soooo funny I have to laugh again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby BirdbyBird » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby VickieP » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:13 am

:lol: :lol: From the mouths of babes...
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby Irmi » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:30 pm

They're all funny but the last one cracked me up!
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby Excel » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:43 pm

Well, depending on the truck that might be a compliment !!!! :D
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby BarbaraRose » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:36 pm

ROFLMAO!!!! :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby JoanE » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:47 pm

How do we start out so smart and then screw it up?
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby snowball » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:52 pm

really cute...yes out of the mouths of babes!
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby Redwahine » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:05 am

I think this is really cute. I sent this in an email to my DH. Last night he was reading, as usual. Then he was giggling. Then erupted in uncontrollable laughter. I kept asking what was so funny? He pointed at his iPad and he was reading the bit about marriage. He couldn't catch his breath from laughing so hard, but pointed at the last one, " tell your wife she is beautiful, even if she looks like a truck". Not sure how to take that :lol:
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby sharon » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:22 am

I just love kids! Sometimes they're so much smarter than adults!
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Re: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Postby avalen » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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